thenerdofunion: picnicinthebackyard: I get so frustrated when people say “I wish I lived in England, because then I would be living in Narnia LOOOOOOLLLLL XO” I just want to be like “Dude, New Zealand is Narnia, and we’ve decided we don’t want you to live here” I mean I camped here for year nine camp literally here We drive past there all the time
Go on anonymous and tell me something that you... →
Kurt: Well aren't you a sight for these sore eyes
Blaine: Not funny, Kurt
criss-colfer: sarfaticriss: I thought we were going to see poor, little sick Blainers, curled up under the covers, hair curly and messy from sleeping all day. Instead we get having one eye is no excuse for your hair to be ungentlemanly
chordcriss: can you pay mah bills can you pay mah medical bills
cracktastic: let it be known blaine wears hair gel to bed
sarfaticriss: Guys, rule #84 of the “Dapper gentlemen’s guide to being dapper” states that just because one is sick, does not mean one should lay off the hair gel. No excuses are to be made.
everythingsbetterwithcheese asked: 5, 7, 12, 19, 24, 25, & 37
40 weirdly intriguing questions...
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
4. How do you deal with criticism?
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
8. Describe your favourite texture.
9. Trigger warning: Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
23. What motivates you in life?
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
31. Describe your dream library.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
38. How do you approach social situations?
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
kurtsies: I’m Darren Criss and I’m straight but I’d date George Clooney and I get flustered when people mention how Chris Colfer said I’m a good kisser.
talur: lunanderson: Darren stutters when the...
Part of me really wants Matt Bomer at the SAG...
Darren: -sees Matt at some after party here- HEY! BRO! GET OVER HERE!
Matt: -confused- -looks in Darren's direction and laughs- -walks over- Hey, Little brother! -laughs-
Darren: I can't wait until we get to work on set. One thing, though, if you are going to be my brother.
Darren: Are you in an Indie band that needs promoting?
Anonymous asked: you live in new zealand! wow cool
2girls-1direction: zayner: no i apparently now live in “niall zaynland” *shoots self*
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
Please. I’m lonely, I’m bored, and I’ll answer anything; anon or not.
British People: "England sucks, I want to move to America"
American People: " America sucks, I want to move to England"
Australian People: "Forever forgotten on this God forsaken spit of land."
New Zealand People: "Forever alone with sheep and hobbits, no one wants to move here."
I want a snuggle buddy
I’m tired and my knee is killing me. I’m sick of being lonely.
Peeta, Liveblogging the 74th Hunger Games
Trolling these Careers haha dem bitches think i'm on their side
Dayum Katniss is lucky i love her 5ever these careers are fucking annoying
Oh hey Cato! whatcha doing? Cato? owwwwww shit get your knife outta my leg!
FROSTING! THE FINAL DEFENSE OF DYING! COME AND FIND ME NOW BITCHES!
this is getting kind of boring i need something to think about
OMG THERE SHE IS! ok act cool
Hey sweetheart, wanna *finish me off*(;
finally with my baby again looking for berries while she hunts like a bo$$
Oh shit some bitch is stealing my berries
cornicopia beotches! LETS SEE HOW CATO LIKES LIVIN IT UP IN THE AFTERLIFE
now me and katniss can be together 5ever...no wait 6ever
or not...ok...thats fine too...
mypatronusisyou: there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself I read some fucking weird fanfiction
Come on McCullum, put him in to bowl!!!
hellokittychainsaw: what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school bison
Be jealous of my desktop and what I'm watching :)